Office Worker Keeps Turning Her Ass Towards Me | This

Let’s be honest: spreadsheets are boring. If "this office worker keeps turning her towards me" is the search term that brought you here, you’re probably not looking for harassment advice; you’re looking for entertainment . You want to know if this is the slow-burn office romance of the year or just a woman with a stiff neck. Part 3: The Entertainment Value – Your Personal Reality Show Here is where the magic happens. Instead of being annoyed, treat this as premium, unscripted lifestyle entertainment.

By Jordan Reeves – Lifestyle & Workplace Entertainment Correspondent this office worker keeps turning her ass towards me

Next time she turns towards you, you turn towards her. Maintain eye contact. Slowly rotate your chair to match her angle. Do not break the stare. Hold for three seconds, then return to your work. This establishes dominance, or begins a very weird courtship ritual. Either way, great entertainment. Let’s be honest: spreadsheets are boring

Do you have an office "turner" in your life? Share your stories in the comments below—because if there’s one thing we know, it’s that lifestyle and entertainment live right between the printer and the breakroom. Part 3: The Entertainment Value – Your Personal

Most people face their monitors. If your back is to someone, you are closed off. If your side is to someone, you are neutral. But if this office worker keeps turning her you, she is opening her "ventral side"—the front of her body. Psychologically, exposing your chest and stomach to someone in a shared space is a massive trust signal. It says, "I am not a threat, and I am willing to engage."

Buy her a coffee. Ask her about the cactus mug. Or simply enjoy the show.