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For of lsdreams , we have locked ourselves inside the house. We have pulled down the blinds, microwaved the last slice of pizza, and tuned the CRT television to a single, flickering channel: The Home Alone Movie .

The issue includes a (pages 24-31) reimagining the final confrontation in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York as a no-dialogue dream sequence. The pigeons talk. The turtle doves are surveillance cameras. Marv’s face melts like a Dali clock. It is beautiful and terrifying. Part IV: The Solitary Playlist (Curated for 0814) No lsdreams issue is complete without a sensory companion. For Issue 03 (Home Alone Movies, 0814) , we have produced a digital mixtape. The rules of the mixtape are simple: every song must sound like it is being played on a boombox in an empty high school gymnasium at 2:00 AM.

But this is not the film you remember.