14 And Under -1973 Parents Guide- • Premium & Reliable

Compromise on the hair. Fight on the shoes. A broken ankle in 1973 means a plaster cast for six weeks with no waterproof cover. You will be signing the cast with a Sharpie every night. Sex Education In 1973, most schools still separate boys and girls for a single 45-minute filmstrip titled “Becoming a Woman” or “The Wonder of Growth.” The filmstrip features a disembodied voice, a flute soundtrack, and a diagram of a uterus that looks like a pear.

If you are a parent raising a child who was “14 and under” in 1973, congratulations. You are living through one of the most confusing, liberating, and terrifying eras in modern American parenting. The Vietnam War draft has just ended (January 1973), the Supreme Court has just handed down Roe v. Wade , and your local movie theater is playing The Exorcist —which is rated R, but somehow every seventh-grader knows the pea soup scene by heart. 14 and under -1973 parents guide-

Read them The Giving Tree . Cry a little. Blame it on the news. This guide is a work of historical retrospection. No parents were actually this organized in 1973. Most were just trying to find their car keys and a tube of Pepsodent. Compromise on the hair

Your only real job in 1973 is to keep the door unlocked, the refrigerator full of Kool-Aid and bologna, and the record player ready for when they come home. Everything else? It’s just the static of history. You will be signing the cast with a Sharpie every night

Everything. The older sibling of their best friend has a copy of The Joy of Sex hidden under a mattress. They have seen National Geographic magazines. And if you live in a city, they have seen hardcore pornography sold in brown wrappers at the gas station.